The Horny Toad Guesthouse

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Aparthotel
 

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, St. Maarten

ExcellentBased on 33 reviews
9.7

$166

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Reviews for The Horny Toad Guesthouse

ExcellentBased on 33 reviews
9.7
Rating Summary
  • Cleanliness9.8
    9.8
  • Comfort9.8
    9.8
  • Location9.9
    9.9
  • Services9.7
    9.7
  • Staff10.0
    10.0
  • Value for money9.6
    9.6
Who stays here?
  • Families 
  • Couples most popular!
  • Groups of friends 
  • Solo travelers 
  • Business travelers 

About The Horny Toad Guesthouse

This comfortable property in Simpson Bay offers free Wi-Fi, as well as a swimming pool and luggage storage. It also provides a tour desk, a car rental desk and a terrace.

Guests of The Horny ...

Good to Know

Distance to city centre

1.0 mi

Location rating

9.7

Nearest airport

Simpson Bay Princess Juliana

Distance to airport

0.5 mi

Policies

Check-in

2:00 PM

Check-out

12:00 PM

Internet

Free Wi-Fi

Cancellation/pre-payment

Policies vary by room type and provider.

Contact Number

+1 721 545 4323

Amenities at The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Top Features

Parking
Free airport shuttle
Free Wi-Fi
Pool
Pet friendly
Spa

General

  • Computer use available
  • Wine glasses
  • Entire unit located on ground floor
  • Raised toilet
  • Beachfront
  • Terrace/Patio
  • Beach towels
  • Linens
  • Towels
  • Fan
  • Safety deposit box
  • Grill
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Sea view
  • Gift shop
  • Laundry facilities
  • Ironing service
  • Smoke alarms
  • Shower
  • Oven
  • Physical distancing in dining areas
  • Physical distancing rules
  • First-aid kit
  • Process in place to check health of guests
  • Microwave
  • CCTV in common areas
  • CCTV outside property
  • No smoking
  • Balcony
  • Kitchenware
  • Soundproof rooms
  • Soundproofing
  • Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and key areas
  • Stovetop
  • Hairdryer
  • Tea/coffee maker
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against coronavirus
  • Tile/marble floor
  • Air-conditioned
  • Newspapers
  • Toaster
  • Refrigerator
  • Non-feather pillow
  • Guest accommodation is disinfected between stays
  • Toilet paper
  • Guest accommodation sealed after cleaning
  • Outdoor dining area
  • All plates, cutlery, glasses and other tableware have been sanitized
  • Thermometers for guests provided by property
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Delivered food is securely covered
  • Trash cans
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Coffee machine
  • Guests can opt-out of accommodation cleaning
  • Free parking
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs
  • Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
  • Dining area
  • Private apartment in building
  • Dining table
  • Private bathroom
  • Walk-in shower
  • Garden
  • Kitchen
  • Private check-in/check-out
  • Kitchenette
  • Storage available

Activities

  • Board games/puzzles
  • Golf
  • Books, DVDs, music for children
  • Fitness center

Services

  • Ticket service
  • Car rental
  • Wake-up service
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Concierge service
  • Grocery deliveries
  • Contactless check-in/check-out
  • Tour desk
  • Face masks for guests available

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FAQs when booking at The Horny Toad Guesthouse

  • How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to the nearest airport, Simpson Bay Princess Juliana?

    At 0.5 mi away, Simpson Bay Princess Juliana is the closest airport to The Horny Toad Guesthouse. The average expected drive time from The Horny Toad Guesthouse to Simpson Bay Princess Juliana is 1min. It’s a good idea to research traffic trends between your hotel and the airport.

  • What is the best way for guests to get from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana to The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

    Getting from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana to The Horny Toad Guesthouse can be as easy as renting a car at the airport’s rental desk for, on average, $77/day in Simpson Bay. Luckily, The Horny Toad Guesthouse has parking on site for guests who choose this method of transportation. One of the more popular options today is to take a taxi or ridesharing service directly from Simpson Bay Princess Juliana to the hotel. This option is often cost effective, but guests must keep a lookout for peak time rates.

  • What is the The Horny Toad Guesthouse phone number?

    You can reach the front desk of The Horny Toad Guesthouse at +1 721 545 4323.

  • Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have Wi-Fi available?

    Yes, The Horny Toad Guesthouse has Wi-Fi available to hotel guests.

  • Is there a gym or fitness center at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

    Yes, there is a fitness center open to guests staying at The Horny Toad Guesthouse.

  • What is the check-out time at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

    The standard check-out time at The Horny Toad Guesthouse is 12:00 PM. Guests can usually check-in from 2:00 PM. Special arrangements may be available if discussed with the front desk.

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